You've Got A Future In Porn

The last week has been swamped by news, speculations, and even an odd interview with Meredith Vieira being abit of a bitch, all pertaining to the new mother of octuplets, dubbed Octomom, Nadya Suleman. It wasn't until the last few days that her identity had become clear, and she finally did an interview with The Today Show. When I first saw her, only one thing went through my mind. It wasn't that she was very brave, that she was the ultimate mom, that she was an idiot, or that she was just seeking glory. Nope. My immediate thought was "You've got a future in porn."

I was pretty surprised when I saw the first picture of her because she wasn't some wide hipped, mule faced, freak show. She was actually kinda cute, and when she loses that baby fat she could even be hot. And then I saw those lips, and her fate was sealed. This single, unemployed, still living at home with mom, mother of 14 has nothing to worry about because she has a future in porn. Maybe she will get that $2 Million she asked for to sit with Oprah, maybe she will get promotional support from Huggies and Infamil, maybe she will be a burden to society and mooch off the government. But that's not because she didn't have an alternative. If she strikes while the iron is hot, maybe she can get a few months of lactating porn in there and earn a few extra bucks. I'm just saying...