What's In A Name?

I've always enjoyed things that take advantage of my repository of useless knowledge. No single entity seems to be better at that than pub trivia. It's rarely about winning or losing, though the free bar tab comes in handy sometimes, and even though it's in a bar it's not even always about the beer. No, what pub trivia is really all about is who can come up with the funniest or most clever team name. The best are usually puns or turns of phrase that could be innocent, but are actually quite filthy.


It always seems that the same people that come up with great team names, are the same people that come up with the witty names for porn movies. Pokeahotass, The Soporno's, Ally McFeel. They're equally at home in either setting. They all porn names, and they're all names of trivia teams I've been a part of. So here are a list of some of my favorite team names that I've seen, heard, or been a part of, in no particular order.

Hold Still, I'm Trying to be Friendly
My Girlfriend Can't Fight But You Should See Her Box
The Betty Ford All-Stars
Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
The Beer Knurd (pronounced nerd, but also happens to be drunk backwards)
I'm Not A Gynaecologist But I'll Take A Look
Cunning Linguists
Beating Chastards
Dyslexic Brians
Children Of The Cornhole
Lawrence Of A Labia
Jam Out With Your Clam Out (was an all girls team)
Rock Out With Your Cock Out (an all guys team in response to the above)
Touched By An Uncle

Have some suggestions? Throw 'em in!