Weekly Reamer: 2/20/09

Well folks, it's that time of the week again. No, it's not time for another bailout plan, nor is it time for Bill O'Reilly to try and be a Cassandra and prophecise America's impending Socialist future. It's not even time for your grandmothers weekly enema. Nope, it's time for the Weekly Reamer.

And just what have we learned this week? Animals are still on the downward trend, this time it's just a bad idea to be a monkey, real or cartoon. Hackers are having a minor field day. And submarines don't seem to obey traffic laws. But this week it all really boils down to the new cluster fuck that is California. Suffering from a $42 Billion deficit, California is just fucked. No, not JUST fucked...they're fucking fucked. It looks like people may not have to worry about the state falling off into the ocean, because if things keep up there won't be anyone there to worry about.

Reamer Value: Medium-High - 42,000,000 Reamers. (sadly we invested most of our Reamers in Pesos and Madoff's scheme, so the $42B isn't even close to 42B Reamers)