If you'll recall, back at the beginning of the month I made a post about reluctant new celebrity Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, and the fact that if she ever needed money, she undoubtedly had a future in porn. Well, I may have a future in porn as well - as a talent scout. It seems that Wednesday, TMZ.com broke the story that Vivid Entertainment, the worlds foremost peddlers of sweet, sweet porn, offered Suleman a $1 Million contract to star in a movie for them. The big carrot, or dildo, they dangled in front of her was the offer of health insurance if she signed on as a contract girl. I guess a standard porn contract doesn't include free shots when you get burned. So if you're out there reading, Mr. Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, I'm open to offers. I got lots of ideas.
Friday, February 27, 2009
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