Barack Obama, Master Hypnotist

I'm beginning to think I may have been fooled. I may have been a witless mark, one of millions, in the greatest con in American history. What is that con? Well, it's the election of our new President. Yes, I voted for Obama, and after watching tonight's press conference I think I may have been hypnotized into doing it. Why do I say that? As I was watching Obama field questions from the members of the press-elite and listening to him go on a 10 minutes speech about jobs, the economy, and Elkhart, Indiana I found myself at the end having no idea what had been asked. It wasn't until the end of the promptly started and precisely an hour press conference that I realized he had ignored half of the questions he had been asked. And this is why I think the entire campaign was one big experiment in suggestion, subliminal messages, and good old chicanery.

...ignore the man behind the curtain...